Ikea schnitzel
Service 10/10
It’s a self serve arrangement. I was highly impressed by my prompt and courteous service to myself (it was the highlight of the dining experience).
Atmosphere 3.95/10
The atmosphere was somewhat wooden, almost like dining in a furniture store.
Schnitty Size 3.95/10
It looked like it had been stored in the middle of a pallet of flat pack “Gruber” coffee tables. It could have been that the schnitty itself was a flat pack schnitty that I had to take home and spend an hour trying to put it together before saying “f*ck it” and finally reading the instructions.
Schnitty taste 3.95/10
Tasted like the packaging on a “Bolska” TV cabinet.
Overall 2/10
Couldn’t really have high expectations for a $3.95 schnitty, but it still failed on that account. A store like IKEA is probably more suited to selling furniture than a great dining experience.
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21 Jan 2010, 9:19 am
Ive been looking for a coffee table that smells like schnitzels so I think I’ll have to head to Ikea and purchase a “Gruber”. Thanks again Review SA…..